1×43 – Ten Earth Shattering Blows

Almost there.

1×43

on 16/05/2018

Chapter: 1

She may have made a slight miscalculation.

seeweed

Now we can add animal cruelty to the list of Mo’s misdeeds. Poor, poor baby lizard. I hope she’ll be a permanent team member (a priest or a rogue, possibly).
- nuclearpasta
  
  The sneakiest rogue ever
  - Redscarf
    
    “My God! How did a three-thousand-pound lizard sneak up on me!?” Good stealth rolls.
    Iguanissa uses swallow whole plus backstabbing damage.
    “I don’t think you can add backst-”
    “Shut up, you’re getting eaten.”
    - nuclearpasta
      
      Great ideas for my upcoming rpg!
- Honza Prchal
  
  Blaming the victim there seweed – Poor Mo goes to all that trouble of letting a Leapin’ Lizard find it’s true calling in life and when miscreants try to return her to chattle slavery, you blame Mo. Tisk, tisk. Forsooth and for shame!
  LLLLLF* forever!!! Viva liberation!
  [* ‘larmingly Large Leapin’ Lizard Liberation Front]
  - seeweed
    
    The questions are:
    When you’re coughing blood, is it liberty or internal blood hemorrhage?
    And also: does her LLLLLF insurance cover either of those?
    - Honza Prchal
      
      Liberation, not “liberty”. Liberty seems terribly reactionary … even bourgeoisie.
      Maybe the lizard bit its lip? Wait. Do lizards have lips? Mayhaps the blood is from some revolting service that got too close?
Case Hardened

Pleeze do not surprise us agin.

Total escape would be me pleasure.
- nuclearpasta
  
  we’ll see, we’ll see… >:D