This chapter survived a pandemic, burnout and several hardware malfunctions. And it’s finally OVER! Felicitations and confetti!
Many of you know me as a super macho, a turbo alpha male, a paragon of Spartan stoicism, hardened by the fire of battle and non-vegan barbeques, but even I sometimes show a feeling or two. So allow me to thank all of you for sticking with me so far. Your support, comments, in-jokes, strange stories, weird theories and thirst for muscles give me life. I wouldn’t have made it this far without you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made the great mistake of enabling me and now you’re responsible for this. Good luck explaining it to the judge.

So, what happens now? I’m glad you asked. First of all, you can see up there in the header that we’re back to a weekly schedule. Boom, that’s right, baby! Just like that, the reign of the Long Wait is over. Well, sort of. I’m not beginning Chapter 4 right away: as is customary around here, there will be a few months’ break to allow me to reforge at least a flimsy bit of buffer. But if you think for a second that I’m leaving you without content, well, think again! There is a lot of work to do! And that work is called:

A true professional would have had it ready in time for the end of the chapter, but you know me, I’m an idiot. There’s a lot to prepare for, and I promise I will keep you updated. If you want to help me, the best way is to talk about this comic incessantly with everyone you meet. Go forth, my apostles, spread the words! Stuck in an elevator with a stranger? Break the ice with Ten Earth Shattering Blows! Out of pick-up lines? Hey, babe, have you heard about Ten Earth Shattering Blows?

Ok, I’m out of things to say. Tune in in three days for a proper Wednesday update, like the old times!

Peace and love