Welcome to Page Makeover! I’m your host, Nukepasta. You may remember me from such popular shows as America’s Next Top Establishing Shot and Pimp my Speech Bubble.
In preparation for the release of the first tome, there are many fixes that need to be done. I actually redesigned this page several months ago, I sneakily swapped it and bet on Patreon on when you would find out.
None of you noticed it. A smart man would have let the old, awful page vanish from the collective memory, but not me! I show it to you again to bring you hope: if even this terrible page can blossom into something passable, then there’s hope for everyone.
This is a feel-good show.