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Doctors mentioned (again)!
Thank you for all the names you gave me last week! It was a tough choice to make. I wrote them all down on consecrated scrolls and retreated to a secluded temple in the mountains. I spent days in meditation to prepare my mind, while the skilled hands of the monks cleansed my body of the impurities of worldly life. On the sixth day I was called to the temple jockstrap room, where I threw the scrolls into the fire and the mystical haze revealed the chosen names. I couldn’t have done it without you.
The Midara family:
LORD: Count Pancrazio Midara
LADY: Countess Indora Vissoro
#1 SON: Panearno Midara
#2 SON: Panduro Midara
#3 SON: Pantaleone Midara
#4 SON: Pangreto Midara
#5 DAUGHTER: Pantetila Midara
#6 DAUGHTER: Pandira Midara
Thanks to HBar, T K, MajorBatGuano, Radical Dreamer, Maju and Chiara Scionti. And thanks to everyone who participated. All names were great, even Pancreas, beloved by many. I wish I had 5 more brothers to name, but luckily the family doesn’t end with the main branch. I’m sure there is an uncle Pantaloons somewhere.
Oh, by the way, in case you missed it, Mcnostril did it again.